A Chromium Lament
Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2022 3:49 pm
“A Chromium Lament”
Sung to the melody of “The Sound Of Silence”
Hello Firefox my old friend
I’ve come to browse with you again
Because the browser I waaaas screening
Showed me ads while I waaaas streaming
Now the cookiiiies won’t stop trackiiiing my domains
On mainframes
Because of Aaaaaalphabet’s nonsense
On my desktop and iPhone
All this waiting makes me moan
All I want is to watch cat videos
Or someone pushing objects up their nose
But I have to watch some ads for things that no one wants to buy
Why else would they try
Do they thiiiink we’re stupid
Thanks to Redditors u/lotofdeadkittens, u/CADmonkeez, and u/MasterXalos
Why? Chrome will be disabling ad blockers in 2023. You can get Firefox here.
Ken...
Sung to the melody of “The Sound Of Silence”
Hello Firefox my old friend
I’ve come to browse with you again
Because the browser I waaaas screening
Showed me ads while I waaaas streaming
Now the cookiiiies won’t stop trackiiiing my domains
On mainframes
Because of Aaaaaalphabet’s nonsense
On my desktop and iPhone
All this waiting makes me moan
All I want is to watch cat videos
Or someone pushing objects up their nose
But I have to watch some ads for things that no one wants to buy
Why else would they try
Do they thiiiink we’re stupid
Thanks to Redditors u/lotofdeadkittens, u/CADmonkeez, and u/MasterXalos
Why? Chrome will be disabling ad blockers in 2023. You can get Firefox here.
Ken...