“A Chromium Lament”
Sung to the melody of “The Sound Of Silence”
Hello Firefox my old friend
I’ve come to browse with you again
Because the browser I waaaas screening
Showed me ads while I waaaas streaming
Now the cookiiiies won’t stop trackiiiing my domains
On mainframes
Because of Aaaaaalphabet’s nonsense
On my desktop and iPhone
All this waiting makes me moan
All I want is to watch cat videos
Or someone pushing objects up their nose
But I have to watch some ads for things that no one wants to buy
Why else would they try
Do they thiiiink we’re stupid
Thanks to Redditors u/lotofdeadkittens, u/CADmonkeez, and u/MasterXalos
Why? Chrome will be disabling ad blockers in 2023. You can get Firefox here.
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