I've taken the "obligatory" in the thread title literally
My Yamaha TRBX604FMÂ
It seems that the 504s and 604s are identical except for the body's wood: the 504 is mahogany, and this is alder with a maple top. A lot of the TRBXes are in rather sombre colours; this is called "dark red burst" and since I still have to look at the instrument sat on its stand when I'm not playing it, the extra cost for such beauty seemed money well spent.
The top two knobs are vol and blend, and the little switch turns on the 3 band EQ. Or at least, it would if I hadn't taken the battery out. One of the three bottom knobs doubles as the passive tone control, and the other two are now inert. The blend is permanently on 100% neck, and the passive tone is never far from 0%. It's not news to me that versatility isn't a core part of my musical identity.
I won't bore you with how I came to choose it over, say, an Ibanez SR, but I will say that in the large soulless musical equipment shop, the kind of place where the instrument goes straight from the box to the shop floor, I also tried a Squier Jazz which was in an almost unplayable state, eg the first fret didn't actually work at all. Over the last 3485 years I've encountered far too many basses like that, which cumulatively gave me a fear that playing bass was simply too much for me, one which only got washed away when, relatively recently, I had a go on a properly set up short scale Ibanez.